The big, big, big one.

I have two bits of the biggest news you'll ever find in blogland today. I'm so excited to bring them to you that I've already soiled two pairs of undergarments. Very ladylike. Well, while some new ones are washing and before I need to change the pair I'm already wearing, I am just going to tell you.

This little guy... My favorite nephew, Marek...

...is really cute. But, you probably already knew that just by looking at his sweet face, but that's not news.

The news is, he's growing up. Substantially. His mother just kicked his status from "baby" to "big brother!" Yes, little 9-month old Marek is going to be a big brother in just over 6 months!

I can't wait! And I'm just going to say right here, to you people, that it better be a girl, or I'm going to lose it. Wait. I already have. Okay. Well, I don't really know what is going to happen if it's another boy. So it better be a girl.

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My other big news will impact your life forever, I promise. And it comes to you from my very own child, this fair-headed, 4-year old genius, Logan.

I call him a genius because well, he is, and I may be a little bit biased, but you'll call him a genius, too, when you realize the discovery he has made. No other scientist, doctor, teacher or equally smart person has made such a monumental announcement as he has. He needs a Nobel Peace Prize or a Lego set or something, for Pete's sake.

What did he declare, you ask? Well, he declared (to my mother, a witness) that...

"Everyone has a buttcrack."

Yep, even you and me. Thanks, Logan!