Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Next we'll cover the specifics of reproduction.

I love these worksheets where the kids have to fill in the blanks. This is my most recent favorite.


So, to sum up -- Brandon wants to be a Dad. He does not want to get married, and he does not want to have kids. He wants to live in Misery-er, Missouri, and he wants to drive a "Toho" (a/k/a Tahoe). He wants to be 70 tall (about 5 feet, 8 inches) and weigh 15. Or weigh IS, we're not sure.

And in case you weren't sure, that special thing Brandon is going to do when he gets older? Watch TV.

Guess all the TV-grounding is really getting to him.

15 said blah blah blah:

Mandy, Dustin and Thomas said...

Super cute!!!

Laura - Are We Nearly There Yet Mummy? said...

Fantastic ... maybe you should change the punishments to 'Pampering Mummy' instead.

Sara said...

LOL... I got it, I can read little boy writing!! That's funny! He will sit around with no wife and no kids and watch TV all day! Aaahh.. what a life!!

sherryandsteve said...

That needs to go in "the box."
Very cute.
love,
mom (grandma)

Jen said...

that is so cute. I can't wait to see what Hayden says when he gets home work like this.

Tracy P. said...

Love it!! My favorites are the Mother's Day card with the "things about my mom". Including the age. (Now the entire school knows I'm the oldest mom on the block. Ahem.)

Alisha said...

HAHAHA, so cute!

Nicole said...

You have to keep that one for when he is older!

Patty said...

this was classic. too funny!!

Megan R. said...

Good thing you clarified. I thought he was driving to ho. Either to get one, or to be one. And I was concerned. Well, after I was done laughing, of course. I'd also like to see him be a Dad with no kids. Maybe he'll have cats?

Saundra@ItalianMamaGoneCrazy said...

I wish I had given my kids that paper every single year.

pharlapjr said...

That is so cute! Definitely a keeper for when he is older.

Life with Kaishon said...

This is so cute. I loved it to pieces. What a little sweetie : ).

Shannon said...

Brill.

Gotta love a guy who knows what he wants...

Dana Tate said...

Wow That is just adorable!!!!